You’ve waited all year for this one moment. Waiting patiently for one year in the dark depths of your cavern. Are you ready for battle? Are you ready to start the most important part of your duty? You were made especially for this one task and now it has arrived.  This is the big dance, the main event and you are needed now more than ever.

Prepare yourself to go in the belly of the beast. You are about to enter the trenches of hell fire. You will ingest boiling hot oils and spit them out all over your target. You will baste that bastard until it turns golden brown.

You may not make it another season but if you do your job correctly, you will be rewarded with smiling faces and happy bellies. We thank you for your service. It been an honor working with you and I hope to see you again next year my friend.