Are you a Fat Dad?

Fat Dads come in all Shapes but one size, fat. They are usually a bit hairy and haven’t shaved their neck fuzz since their last haircut. When we got married and said I do, most of us lost our spine , but we talk a big game with our brethren. Then came the offspring that made us an official Dad and officially Fat. We can be tough on our kids when need be but in all honesty if we didn’t have disciplinarian wives, then who is going to be your kid’s favorite. That’s right were not that stupid, we know who’s going to take us in when we get old and Mom is going straight to the nursing home.

We have plenty of off colored ankle socks to go with our summer sandals with our faded but will never to throw away pro football shirt and khaki shorts, we be styling!…