Dear diary, can’t sleep or was it a dream, I woke up at 1 am and wrote this beatnik hippy poem, and I hope you groovy Fat Dads dig it.

What was that noise?

Go back to sleep

Can’t, I gotta Pee

Damn Dog & Cats

I hear Coyotes, where’s the cat

I think I won the lottery

Go back to sleep

Can’t, I gotta Pee

Neighbors’ car door

Train whistle

Fridge ice machine

Think I’m thirsty

Go back to sleep

Can’t, I gotta Pee

Damn Dog where’s the cats

Coyotes sleeping

Maybe I should eat a cat

Go back to sleep

Can’t, I gotta Pee

Did I lock the doors?

Cats jump on the bed, not dead.

Light thru the window

Go back to sleep

Can’t, I gotta Pee… (Dramatic pause) Thank you.

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